Application to Date My Daughter

This is an application to date my daughter...found here.

Hysterical! You should be able to click on it to make it bigger.

My favorite parts:

*What do you want to be IF you grow up?

*In 50 words or less, explain what DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER means to you?

*The one thing I hope this application does NOT ask is...

*And, the best is that processing time for the application is 4-6 years. Seems perfect!

I just made copies. I am sure Willie will be using this in the future.