The Short Comedians We Live With

I am trying to keep these funny stories on record so I can remember them later on in life. Enjoy!

Story #1:
Parker: "How come Lily can't go in the clubhouse after the baseball games?"
Willie: "Because there are guys getting naked in there."
Parker: "Oh, 'cause girls don't want to see boys naked?"
Willie: "Yes, that's right."
Jackson: "But why are all of those guys getting naked anyhow?"

Story #2:
After today's game, Willie let me drive his car home. Without kids. In silence.
Priceless times.

So, I walked over to help Willie get the kids out of the car when we got back.
I wondered why Willie had this smirk on his face.
When I opened the car door, Parker looks at me and says: "Mom, what's a nipple for?"
{William Mays Eyre...big trouble for telling them to ask me instead of just answering it.}
My response: "Here, ask Grandma, she's on the phone."
Then, I said...
"Let's ask the doctor next time we go in."

Story #3:
Rachel: "Boys, the next time you write on the wall or furniture, I am going to spank your bare bum." {The wall art has become an ongoing problem as of late.}
Jackson (very concerned voice): "Mom, I am a boy. I don't have a bear's bum."
Parker: "Maybe one day I can be a bear."
Rachel: laughing too hard to speak or be mad.

Story #4:
Parker, out of the blue says the funniest things.
Yesterday, he walks over to me and says: "Man, I wish I was superman. Then, I could fly. That would be so cool."

Story #5:
Willie: (speaking to me, with kids listening) "Where should we go to eat?"
Me: "I don't care. What do you want?"
Jackson: "Let's go to Hoots. I love that place."
{He is referring to Hooters.}
After our last visit to Hooters, I think the next time Jackson visits a Hooters will be when he can drive himself there. Too many funny glances from him at the ladies.

I'm sure there is more but that's all I can remember right now! Hope you had a good laugh!