A Fairy Tale Compromise

At the age of 5, she had visions of her prince charming coming up on his white horse to whisk her away and live happily ever after...

At the age of 5, he thought girls had cooties. He just wanted to play baseball with his buddies...

So..they compromised.
He didn't arrive on a white horse, but he whisked her away to happiness.

And she lets him play ball with his buddies.
Sounds like a fair trade!