What??

Okay, so this cleanse thing...tough. Tuesday was a 2 shake and sensible meal day. But, it was tough because of the lack of caffeine.

Wednesday was cleanse day. NO FOOD. Seriously. I drink this stuff that I consume like a nasty shot of jager, or something repulsive like that.

Then, I chase it with water.

You see, I could mix it in my water but then...it's just more nastiness to drink.

So, I do this 4 times a day. I can eat these *chocolate* wafers if I get hungry. Also gross.

I should have one almond every 2 hours to eliminate cravings?

One almond.

Do you know what size one almond is?

By the time I realize I have eaten an almond, it is gone!

Today is Day 2 of cleanse. Then, I will go back to 2 shakes and a sensible meal tomorrow.

Oh, I can NOT wait until tomorrow.

I almost gave up last night. I couldn't fall asleep. So...I cheated.

I ate one of these:

And then, my belly was so full, that I passed out, like...

I am determined to get through this. I will be cleansed. I will feel great...right?

Now, all I can think about is food. Any type of food. All food. Maybe even my own arm.

And these crazy kids...they love to eat as well.

(Nice smile Jackson...

and Parker, I am CERTAIN you are up to something here...

and Lily, thanks for looking up!)

Okay, that's all for now.

But, did I mention that I am hungry?