Man, We Are Funny!

These boys...crack me up...

Yesterday, after picking up Arby's for the boys first time:

Jackson:"Wow! Look at these cool fries."

Mom (me): "How do you think they got so curly?"

Jackson: "God did it."

(God curls fries, evidently.)

Daddy: "That God is pretty awesome, huh?"

Jackson: "No, God is a football player."

(hmmmm...)

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Every time we get into the car...

Parker: "Poop"

(pointing at the bird poop on the car window...we should get a car wash)

Jackson: " A bird pooped on the window Parker."

Parker: "No, I pooped on the window." (with a big smile)

Jackson: "Parker, YOU didn't poop on the window!"

Parker: "I know. I just 'tending." (pretending)

(What a thing to 'tend' about)

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In the car on our way to the gym...

Jackson: "Mommy and Daddy are in charge Parker."

Parker: "Oh yeah. I forgot."

Jackson: "But, when we get big like Daddy, Parker, we can be in charge and tell mommy and daddy what to do."

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!