1) Me: "Parker, I am so proud of you. Thank you for being such a good boy."
Parker: "I know. I just can't believe God made me this way!"
2) Me: "Parker, why aren't you behaving? You know better!"
Parker: "I don't know why God made me this way mommy!"
3) {During Valentine's Day dinner with my mom}
Parker: "Guess what mom? I didn't wear underwear all day today, even at school."
(So proud.)
4) Parker: "God has the whole world in His hands and I don't know how he can hold it all?"
Both boys:
1) Parker: " A full moon!! Look! I want to take a big bite out of it!"
Jackson: "It's made of cheese ya know!"
2) Me: "Jackson, that is strike 3. You have lost your {Nintendo} DS priviledges for the rest of the day."
Parker: {Who has 2 strikes himself} "Jackson, I will share my last strike with you. Now we BOTH don't have 3 strikes."
{I had no idea you could share strikes. Might need to look at these rules!}
Lily:
1) Keeps getting a drink of water while I am making dinner. I decide to check it out when she is on cup number 3! She has a shot glass, filling it up and gulping it back! A girl after my own heart-taking shots before dinner.
2) Refuses to eat her dinner of grilled cheese, which she typically LOVES. I tell her she has to take 2 bites while I fold clothes. I come back to see that she has given the dog all of her food.
3) While I am getting dressed, I notice it is eerily quiet downstairs. I run down and see that Lily has pulled a chair up to the counter, climbed up, and has eaten 6 mini cupcakes before school.
4) Lily is determined to do Theodores "hair." She chases him around with a spray bottle and comb. He barks at her.
5)Lily gets ready to try to go potty...
she says: "I stand this time mommy."
We have some explaining to do after she has seen her brothers stand.
6) Lily: "I not your friend. I outta here."
***I love these kids! Funny little people we have around here!!***
1 comment:
Too funny!! I love the adorable sayings that fly out of kids mouths!
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