What The Hail?

Dear Oklahoma City,

I think you need to work on your hospitality.

When guests come to stay at your place,

it would be nice if you had a grocery store for them to purchase food.

It would also be nice if you stopped the natural catastrophes, i.e. the tornadoes of last week.

But, after today, I think I may have you figured out.

I think you want us to leave.


You threw balls of ice (hail) as hard as you could at our apartment,

breaking our neighbors' windows.

You scared me and my kiddos, as we hid in the window-free bathroom.

You dented our car...

You smashed our window...

I started wondering what exactly we have done to get you all upset.

Then, I saw what you did to everyone else's cars.

(No rear windshield)

(Sunroof completely gone)

And I realized- you don't want us to leave.

You just don't have very good manners.

You should probably work on that.